Guy with the white t-shirt is like 'damn, those guys have guns but I need to go THAT way. He was so conflicted by having to walk the long way..

Btw, this is illegal in some countries. In Romania you're only allowed to defend yourself with the same force with which you are attacked. In theory this is so that you can't stab someone who slaps you, which isn't a bad idea, but the law is so vague that if you punch your attacker "too hard" you're guilty of battery and can go to prison.

Dad’s happy to have paid for those 3 jiu jitsu lessons that allowed his teenage kid to put the dude in a chokehold so he could gets some shots in.